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you can. The Bike Guy.
The guys at Big Sky Cyclery recently asked me to
put a few words together for their web site. Apparently
there’s a shortage of people at the shop who can
both ride and scribble (you know who you are). I’m
not sure I qualify either way. But I know the real
reason they asked me is because I have a strong
opinion about a bike I bought last year, a Rocky
Mountain RM6.This should qualify for air time on
Ripley’s, but Simon actually tried to talk me out
of it.
That’s right, “The Bike Guy” was walking away from
a tasty sale. “It’s too big a change,” he said,
“You’re used to your old carbon-fiber hardtail frame.”
I’ll admit, after 20 years of mountain biking,
and 6 years on a 22 lb. cross-country rocket, I
was nervous about “upgrading” to a 34 lb. trampoline
on wheels. Was all that suspension necessary? Would
I be able to get it up Helena’s steeps? Would I
miss the response and agility of my trusty old hardtail?
Would my wife bail me out after the cops arrested
me for riding what looks like a motorcycle on Mount
Helena?
I also had my dignity to consider—who wouldn’t snicker
at a 42-yearold in spandex and a plastic beanie
on board this teenager’s outrageous toy? “Classic
mid-life crisis,” the neighbors would say, shaking
their heads. The bike’s even got a fire-engine red
paint job…. So of course I took
the RM6 for a test ride. Ran over some big curbs.
Climbed the 30-degree slope out of the overflow
basin behind the Lee Metcalf Building. Humped it
up some long hills, sucking wind all the way. And
knew it was exactly what I wanted. It took some
convincing, but Simon finally relented and “let”
me buy the bike.
See, I’d had the epiphany way before I rode the
RM6—struggling with serious back problems that were
limiting me to 20 minutes in the saddle. I was about
to give up cycling because a standard cross-country
bike was just too painful—the bent over posture,
weight on the hands, and impacts coming through
the hardtail. Even an inch or two of travel on full-suspension
bikes wasn’t enough. I wanted a Lazy Boy, a waterbed
on wheels. And after a year of riding the RM6, I’m
sold on going as plush as you can.
The difference, in a nutshell, is that I’m not just
riding from point A to point B as fast as I can
any more. Oh, this hefty bike still gets me up the
Ridge Trail to Park City and home again in under
an hour and a half, but now I have real fun doing
it.
Instead of watching my speedometer, I look for terrain
to play on. Instead of worrying about shaving grams
off my water bottle cage, I throw an energy bar
in the seat pack and go exploring for the afternoon.
This is about playing
on a bicycle—something most of us vaguely remember
doing as kids. If I wanted to focus on time and
efficiency and competition, I’d leave my bike in
the shed and stay at work. Response
and agility? Maybe my reflexes are slowing down,
but this RM6 dances through the turns and thin lines
as well as any bike I’ve ridden.
The ultra-plush suspension doesn’t just gobble up
bumps, it sweetens your feel for the trail and for
banking those g forces through the curves. And I’m
not beat up at the end of each ride. It’s ironic
that the bike industry overlooks us old farts when
it markets these “freeride” bikes. We’ve got the
experience and skills (and, compared to the average
20-yearold, the income) to enjoy every inch of travel,
even if we’re not hopping off 30-foot cliffs, drifting
through chicanes at 50 mph, or dating Victoria’s
Secret models. We’ve also got the rusty knees, imploded
vertebrae, and fossilized wrists to warrant all
the cushion we can afford.
Will Harmon
P.S. If Simon is “The Bike Guy,” what’s that make
the rest of us? |
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